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Lego Gen: Glaring and Swearing

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Sep. 15th, 2006 | 08:40 pm
mood: sillysilly
music: corinne bailey rae
posted by: checkers65477 in sounis

There is a fine line between funny and stupid, which I have not fully mastered.  So.  You tell me.

This is image-heavy!  Hope you enjoy it.

The King of Legottolia

 

The Queen was angry with her King.  Again.  When a practical joke causes your wife to faint, watch out.
 

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 Gen:  Whoa!  *pops hand off*  Look!  HaHa!

Irene:  *faints*

Gen:  No, wait.  Irene!  We’re legos.  It will go right back on, I swear.

Irene: 

Gen:  Oops.  &%$@.

 

Eugenides was determined to win back the Queen’s affections.  But how?  He considered asking his attendants, but when he saw their reaction to his joke, he thought better of it.

 

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 Gen:  Say, boys…?  Erm, never mind.

Attendants:  *wield weapons wildly*

Gen:  *glares at attendants*  Is that a…magic wand?

 

Gen thought he would ask Teleus.

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 Teleus:  Well, Your Majesty, in the past My Queen has always appeared to feel sorry for you when you are injured and bleeding.  I could cut off a random body part for this fanfic.

Gen:  Seems a bit drastic, Teleus, don’t you think?

Gen:  And this isn’t &%$@ fanfiction, it’s PARODY.

Teleus:  It would be my pleasure, really, Your Majesty.

Gen:  No more Repeated Bad Luck with swords, thank you.  *glares at Teleus*  Besides, those lego beds are &%$@ uncomfortable.

 

Gen went seeking an answer from the Oracle at the temple.

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But the trip was not a success.  So Gen decided to travel to Eddis to ask his cousin for advice.

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 Gen:  This isn’t working, &%$@ !  Not a word, Costis, or I’ll have you beheaded.  Oh, wait.  Our heads pop right back on, too.  Never mind.  *glares at Costis*

 

In Eddis, Gen found his cousin, Helen, and her “good friend” the Magus.

 

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Gen:  Do you think she’d like these earrings?

Helen:  They’re beautif…wait, you stole those from Barbie, didn’t you?

Gen:  *rolls eyes innocently*

Magus:  Gen, perhaps your problem in the romance department is due to Costis.  After all, he’s always with you now, since nothing is from your Point Of View.  That certainly can kill the mood, you know.

Gen:  Hmmm.  *glares at Costis*  You could be right.  Though why I’m taking advice from someone who apparently has never had a girlfriend in his life is beyond me.

Helen:  Of course, having no lego private parts doesn’t help, either.

Gen:  Stop!  This is a &%$@ children’s book, you reprobate!

 

Gen decided to take the Magus’s advice.  Costis was banished to the guardroom and Gen planned a way to regain Irene’s affections.

 

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Irene:  *glares at Gen* I’m wet and I’m FREEZING.

Gen:  Well, excuse me for thinking it might be romantic to re-enact our first date.  *glares at Irene*

 

Irene:  I miss Costis.

Gen:  *sighs*  Me too.

 

THE END

 
Thanks go to feartotread for the lego idea, to ART for the loan of 1 Billion+ legos, and to rowana for her proofreading and Brutal Honesty.

 

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Nutmeg3

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from: nutmeg3
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 01:16 am (UTC)
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This has been an exceptionally awful day, with more equally awful days to come, and you actually managed to make me laugh. Thank you.

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 01:34 am (UTC)
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I hope your awful days aren't as bad as they might be. I'm glad I was able to make you laugh today. Hang in there, nutmeg.

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avian_xj

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from: avian_xj
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 01:18 am (UTC)
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that's really creative!

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from: fizzko
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 01:30 am (UTC)
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That was incredibly awesome. I would point out specific lines that I liked, but it was all hilarious. Thank you for making my day. :D

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 01:31 am (UTC)
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Thanks, everyone! It was FUN to make.

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mycenaeth

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from: mycenaeth
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 01:32 am (UTC)
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OMG that is too funny... and clever! I hope MWT sees this. XD

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Jokingly Jade

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from: jade_sabre_301
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 01:39 am (UTC)
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should totally email it to her.

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Jokingly Jade

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from: jade_sabre_301
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 01:37 am (UTC)
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So I randomly open this and burst out laughing. My friend, who is on the phone with me, doesn't understand why I'm laughing. Between gasps for breath, I tell her to GET HER BUTT OVER TO SOUNIS NOW and

OH. MY. GOD.

first a new Avatar, now THIS???

I CANNOT HOPE TO TRULY EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR YOU BUT KNOW THAT MY CHEEKS ARE HURTING FROM LAUGHING AND THAT I CAN'T STOP AND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

I seriously can't stop smiling. Thanks so much!

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
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So, don't beat around the bush, jade, didja like it? :)

Seriously, thanks, and I'm glad I made you and your LURKER friend laugh.

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Willow

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from: willow_41z
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 01:39 am (UTC)
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There is only one thing that can be said...

... Checkers, you reprobate!! ;-)

Quite creative.

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 01:45 am (UTC)
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Yesss! :D

Did you notice the duct tape holding the sign to the temple wall? I did that just for you.

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inkythump

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from: jyms
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 01:57 am (UTC)
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laughs like nuts before collapsing on the floor.

this is so hilarious and cute and i don't know what!

did it take very long to make?

i am so going to save this story to my com!

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 02:05 am (UTC)
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I was lucky because the person I borrowed the legos from had left them in big lego hunks. For example, all of Teleus's dungeon was put together, and I kind of wrote the story around what I had.

Glad you liked it!

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inkythump

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from: jyms
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 02:09 am (UTC)
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by the way, why does Gen have freckles?

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 02:13 am (UTC)
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I just thought he was cute, and he looked younger than the other legos. That sounds really strange.

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Peggy

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from: peggy_2
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 02:20 am (UTC)
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Very very good! Is this what you do when hiding from parents on Parent Night?

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 02:25 am (UTC)
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Hee hee, of course. I didn't actually take the legos to work, just worked on the story. WRITING. In a SCHOOL. That's ok.

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inkythump

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from: jyms
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 02:22 am (UTC)
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hmm it seems some people are around now. can ytou go chatzy so i have someone to talk to?

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the storm rose

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from: fabricalchemist
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 05:04 am (UTC)
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Checkers, that is so awesome!! Why does Eddis have robot pants!!

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Danny

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from: dannybailey
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 11:26 am (UTC)
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I was totally gonna ask the same thing!

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Danny

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from: dannybailey
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 11:28 am (UTC)
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I love this! It's so clever. The last scene was my fav. I remember doing this with Harry Potter, before they made actual legos of them. Still, I never thought to photograpgh. Stroke of genuius if you ask me. :)

Nice work!

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Sep. 16th, 2006 01:55 pm (UTC)
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Thanks, I did steal the idea and can't take credit for that. There are Harry Potter legos? Where have I been?

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