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Jan. 2nd, 2010 | 08:31 pm
mood: sillysilly
music: avett brothers - and it spread
posted by: checkers65477 in sounis

Yes, some people need to go back to work. And soon.

Return of The King of Legottolia
In which the Mede army doesn’t quite arrive
But everyone sure does get ready.

All the residents of Legottolia were nervously awaiting the coming of the Medes.
It was all anyone could think about.

Prank phone call

*ring*
Gen: Hello? ....Hel-LO? Damn that Nahuseresh and his prank phone calls!
Have you noticed he’s calling more often?
Irene: And what about all these assassins? You’ve killed eight this week.
Relius: *whispers* You ask her.
Teleus: No, you.
Relius: Oh, alright. Your Majesty? Are you--
Irene: *glares* Am I WHAT?
Relius: Um, nothing.
Gen: *points at assassins* Costis, clean up this &%$@ mess, will you?


They worried about the Medes during work....

During work

Irene: ....No, it’s YOUR turn to rule. I ruled yesterday.
Gen: So, so, so.  Relius, what are your thoughts about....? Relius?
Relius: Yes, My King?
Gen: What are you doing?
Relius: Nothing, My King. *purrs*
Gen: You’re leaning against me.
Relius: I can’t help it, My King. You’ve been so nice to me. I just like being near you.
Gen: *glares* Cut it out, will you? Think, man, think! What are we going to do about the &%$@ Medes? Anyone?


....and they worried about the Medes during play.


Steam room

Gen:  The steam room was a good idea, Teleus.  Sort of a weekly “Boy’s Night Out,” eh?  I tend to do my best thinking here.  Relius!  Don’t even think about it.  Get away!
Relius:  But--
Gen:  Stop!  This is a &%$@ children’s book, you reprobate!
Teleus:  I see we have some new Mede assassins. 
Gen:  *glares*  I’d better go and deal with them.  Heel, Costis.


After lots of bickering at breakfast, Gen and Irene decided to travel to Eddis to make sure they could count on Helen’s support in the upcoming war with the Medes.


Eddis

Gen:  SOPHOS!
Sophos:  Oh, hi Gen.
Gen:  You’re back!!
Helen:  Did we forget to tell you?  We’ve been....busy.
Magus:  By the way, Gen, the King of Sounis is dead and Sophos is king now, so Sounis and Eddis have merged.   During my stay in Eddis I've been collecting interjections from people in isolated communities, and I'd like to add an Eddisian w00t!
Helen:  Are you quite sure we didn’t mention it?
Everyone:  ....
Gen:  Well, that’s a bit anticlimactic.
Helen:  Oh gods, Irene, are you....?
Irene:  *snarls* What?
*awkward pause*
Helen:  Wine, anyone?

Eddis assured her cousin that the three countries were united now and that it was up to Gen to save them all from the Medes with his Mad Thieving Skillz.  Gen went to train Costis, for whom he has Big Plans.

Crenellations

Gen:  C’mon, Costis!  Let me show you how to jump across....whoa.  Dude.  Excellent balance.  &%$@.

 

Gen is king of the now-merged countries—the King of Legosouneddattolia.  And what a king he is!

Pink nightshirt

Attendants:  *whispering* Is the queen…?
Irene:  Enough!  The answer is Yes!
Gen: *turns pale*
Attolia: I’ve gained weight!  I just can’t seem to lose those pounds I packed on during Hephestia’s Spring Festival.  Are you happy now?
Gen:  It’s alright, dear one.  Now that you’ve outgrown your nightshirts, I can wear them.  I do love wearing your lacy things.
Relius:  You look really nice in that.
Gen:  That’s it, Relius.  I’ve had it.  I shall make my first proclamation as Annux!


Relius prison

Relius:  My King?  Helloooo?  Anyone?

The End.  

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the nonconformist penguin and the Almighty Bob

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from: newbia
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 01:36 am (UTC)
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Hahaha, I love the assassins coming through the window in panel 2!

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never give up!  ৵  never surrender!

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from: loquaciousquark
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 01:36 am (UTC)
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I—



I love you

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Mirabelle

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from: openedlocket
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 01:44 am (UTC)
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LOL, LOL, LOL!

That was, like, so awesome! Last picture? The funniest 'deserted prison' scene ever.

And Attolia gaining weight...genius!

Hehe...the merged countries of...Lego-something something. Fun!

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Rosalee LuAnn

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from: rosaleeluann
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 01:46 am (UTC)
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I interrupted my siblings movie with my squeal of glee at the return of the King of Legotollia. Or should I say Annux of Legosouneddattolia. Hee. I love how Costis is still just there, hee.

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yo, i'm hotter than a mithril coat

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from: styromgalleries
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 01:52 am (UTC)
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I loved Costis just hanging out too!

This was just great, Checkers! And I see that you're listening to the Avett Brothers, so you get much much love from me!

What can I even say about how great all of this was? Every little scene made me laugh. ♥♥♥

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 02:07 am (UTC)
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The Avett Brothers! I got "I and Love and You" for Christmas and am really loving it. If anyone wants to listen, go here: http://www.theavettbrothers.com/music/i-and-love-and-you
then click on "And It Spread" or really, any of the songs.

Poor Costis, always just a little removed from it all...

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ilysia_039

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from: ilysia_039
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 02:01 am (UTC)
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I... I have no words for this...

Assassins, maternity clothes, cross-dressing...

I think it's love.

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from: zumie_ashlen
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 02:06 am (UTC)
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NINJAS

okay I think I bruised something laughing. Owww, but so worth it.

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kulai_raito

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from: kulai_raito
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 02:17 am (UTC)
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claps claps* i loved reading it! look forward to more in the future.

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Peggy

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from: peggy_2
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 02:57 am (UTC)
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Sophos! How cute! How good to know he's safe!
*notes the absence of either mustache or beard*

I can tell I need some new legottolia icons


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thelasteddis

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from: thelasteddis
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 04:03 am (UTC)
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I- I mean, someone I know - wants icons of the bath panel. What a reprobate, they should be ashamed of themselves. *cough*

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Kee

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from: keestone
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 03:08 am (UTC)
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Dammit, I'm supposed to be *sleeping*! Hahahahaha! The Ninjas!assasins! Relius' mustache! The Super!Relius cape!

(Where is the Lego skeleton from? Why were there no Lego Skeletons when I was a kid?)

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 03:19 am (UTC)
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You know, I have no idea where the lego skeleton came from, and why he has only one arm. It's a mystery. But very convenient when it comes to hanging things upside down off Attolia's walls.

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tiegirl

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from: tiegirl
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 03:30 am (UTC)
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Oh look, I cn haz nude steam room scenes! Ahahahahahahha!

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Lady Jane

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from: ninedaysaqueen
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 03:33 am (UTC)
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Cann... *wheeze* nn'tt... brea.... *wheeze* bre... *wheeze* breath.

Oh... My...

Ninja sneaking in through the window and then hiding in the bath.

Oh... My...

Gen even has a different colored right hand. Irene with a bloody knife.

Ha... ha...

Where do you get these pictures? Is it software or do you build these sets yourself and take real pictures?

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 04:36 am (UTC)
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No, I take the pictures and yes, I need a life. Or to go back to work. :)

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Te Aroha

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from: tearoha
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 03:37 am (UTC)
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LEGOOOOOOOFIC!!!

CHECKERS

I <3 THIS.

"They worried about the Medes during play" - MY EYES. O MY EYES. And I love how no guard could bear to be parted from his helmet. Even for one bath scene.

May I make icons?

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 04:26 am (UTC)
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Have at it. :)

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thelasteddis

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from: thelasteddis
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 04:06 am (UTC)
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THIS IS SO GENIUS. SO, SO AMAZING. I LOVE YOU.

panel 2... -_- o_- -_- 0_0

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 04:28 am (UTC)
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Thanks, everyone! I glad you you're enjoying it.

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lizzyazula

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from: lizzyazula
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 04:53 am (UTC)
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Oh...my...

That was the most HILARIOUS thing ever!! I can't stop laughing >.< My favorite is the Steam Room. Even if I didn't think about it while reading the book, it reminded me that the ending of The King of Attolia was a bunch of naked guys talking to each other. Weird...Imagine doing that scene in a film.

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checkers

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from: checkers65477
date: Jan. 4th, 2010 12:46 am (UTC)
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You know, you raise a good point. Who in the world would make the climactic scene in their children's book a scene where all the characters are sitting around talking, naked?

Oh. Megan. But somehow, it works.

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faerietaleredux

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from: faerietaleredux
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 05:11 am (UTC)
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That was so incredibly entertaining! I have such respect for Leggotolia now. You're brilliant, Checkers. Seriously!

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deirdrej

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from: deirdrej
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 05:25 am (UTC)
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Oh, my! I almost died laughing -- so maybe that'll finally cure my bronchitis -- THANK YOU!!

;-D

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Jokingly Jade

I feel like I need an updated version of this icon now.

from: jade_sabre_301
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 07:09 am (UTC)
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...omg, that's not Eddis wearing pink in the next-to-last frame, is it. oh--oh my.

RELIUS PURRING OMG MY FRIENDS LOOKED AT ME IN CONCERN BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Brilliant as always.

brb rereading for t3h lulz. :-D

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Emerald

Re: I feel like I need an updated version of this icon now.

from: emerald_happy
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 02:45 pm (UTC)
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haha, so tempted to paint in a little towel.

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love

from: ayerfreya
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 07:32 am (UTC)
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Oh my.. I think I'll have lego versions of our favorite characters running through my head while reading CoK.

Love the steam room scene, and Irene with the bloody knife! LOL

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Nico

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from: vilakins
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 10:50 am (UTC)
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So cute! I like the ninja sneaking in the window, and the steam room scene. :-D

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Sarah

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from: drashizu
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 12:34 pm (UTC)
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Look what I miss when I go away for a few days!! This is brilliant, and, like everyone else, I think I injured something internally when I laughed so hard it hurt. Please, please, please do not stop making these! They're ridiculously fun!

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Emerald

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from: emerald_happy
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 12:35 pm (UTC)
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LOVE

HOMG WIN

So this is the sequel we've been waiting yeeeears for. XDDD Now to make new icons! I love Irene's maternity clothes and Relius LOL HIS CLOAK IS TEH WIN.

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crowinator

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from: crowinator
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 05:10 pm (UTC)
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OMG you are genius! I love Gen in the pink lacy nightgown sitting on the throne! I love the ninja assassins! I love Relius in his tuxedo and cape! GENIUS!

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elle_winters

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from: elle_winters
date: Jan. 3rd, 2010 07:27 pm (UTC)
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Dear Checkers,


I love you.


Elle Winters <3

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